Well… shit. I did it.
I wrote a Pokémon song.
I’m not proud, but it had to be done.
(Go Team Valor.)
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Gangs of millennials roaming through my lawn, trampling my perennials. what the hell is going on? Should I get the shotgun? Should I call the cops? Should I batten down my windows 'til the infestation stops? They spent years getting fat, now they're getting unfat. First kiss from the sunlight, now how about that? And long into the night, see their faces from the glow. They don't want to eat or sleep, all they want to do is Go.Eyes on a tiny screen, balls flying through the air. Walking into manholes, but they don't seem to care. Driving through the front door of the local shopping mall. No time to give a statement, 'cause you gotta catch 'em all. They're renting dogs they can walk so that people don't talk, pointing fingers as they shamble down the sidewalk. Where they're going, where they come from, no one really knows. But they're never going home, all they want to do is Go.(Server's down.)They're getting owned in the park by an eight-year old girl. Her parents run the gym but they don't know how to curl. The old folks will never understand it, but they know the batteries won't last forever so for now we gotta Go.
