Songy McSongface

or “Shitposting Adolf Hitler’s Lives Matter”

TRIGGER WARNING: This song is written from the perspective of every internet troll. Don’t listen if you don’t have an imagination.

Here’s another example of a song that actually started with the title. It dabbles in pretty much everything I hate about the internet. Trolls, racism, GLBT-phobia, Trump, you get the picture.

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Lyrics:

I feel like shitposting tonight–
to educate the masses,
so they know where the class is.
It's obvious I'm right.
I got work to do tonight
to help them find their glasses
'cause they can't find their asses
with both hands and a light.

The haters always have a ball.
While the trannies fight for pissing,
they don't know what they're missing
while I listen through the stall.
I got no shame at all
'cause in this competition
you just win by sedition
and I'll show them all.CHORUS:
Adolf Hitler never had it so good
if he ran for congress they'd say he's misunderstood
and he calls it like he sees it.
He speaks from his brain
and they're lining up to tell you
why he isn't insane

Adolf Hitler never had it so good
if he ran for congress they'd say he's misunderstood
and he calls it like he sees it.
He speaks from his brain
If they try to stop us
then we're wrecking this train.

Your social justice makes a pitch
but the Baseball Furies' batter
thinks only their lives matter
and he ain't looking to switch.
I know this song is kitsch
but the Warriors are scattered
lost in the chatter.

That first amendment is a bitch.(CHORUS)

Photo by Rick Turoczy